About LloydHartforduy
Kaley Cuoco:
Kaley Cuoco
|
Information:
Name: Kaley Cuoco
Born: 1985-11-30
Height: 1.69
|
Filmography:
To Be Fat Like Me (2007), Eureka (2008), Gossip Girl (0), The Help (2004), Monster Allergy (2006)
|
Patrick Wilson:
Patrick Wilson
|
Information:
Name: Patrick Wilson
Born: 1973-07-03
Height: 1.85
|
Filmography:
The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts (2001), The Tony Danza Show (2005), Cartaz Cultural (2003), Angels in America (2003), Brothers Three: An American Gothic (2007)
|
What do you get if you cross the Internet
with a
currant bread?
Spotted click
CormicWillemRl
Which end of a bus is it best to get
off?
It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
WilhelmSigehereTQ
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a
monster with
one hand.
SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't!
FIRST HUMAN BOY:
Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.
CordIseabailDe
Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court
decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
A: If you divorce your
wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
CreedonMarianoCE
How many cafeteria staff does it take to
change a light bulb?
"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've
just cashed up."
OweinDuffeyww
When
you are young, you want to be the
master of your fate and the captain of
your soul. When you are older,
you will settle for being the master of
your weight and the captain
of your bowling team.
OnslowCarollanav
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
know the time, so they began singing at the top of their
voices.
Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted
down
at them "Hey, less noise!, don't you know it's three o'clock
in the
morning!"
HallEtiennedc
Q: How many republicans does
it take to
raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.
AlitzFitzroyKb
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's
twisted it?
With a monkey wrench.
HywelPasqualmV
"Please, ma'am! How do you spell ichael?"
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael?" she
asked. "No, ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
KayinShellygW